Zombie, Chicken, Taco, Because it's that F@#$'n random.

Zombie, Chicken, Taco, Because it's that F@#$'n random.


Employment

ZCT Hive merging
The ZCT infection is spreading looking to consume new members every day. Our diseased contagious staff will devour all communications, mutating with drastic speed seeking to
digest new talent as we rapidly spread and grow like ramped terminal cancer.

Global Staff Infection
This position will be to make sure the website is always inoculating.
You will need Moderate-Advanced knowledge in PHP and HTML.

Vicious Zombified Forum Probes
This position will NOT be time consuming as you will NOT have to look at every topic and reply. You will need to eliminate stagnate clumps of unwanted spam resonating from foreign hosts. This project is not the waste of a site for frail protein-less children like other nerds and bicycle riders who cower behind the ban button.

Elite Zombie Destroyers
ZCT is looking for elite drones that have more than mush for grey matter that controls them.
Capable of anything aside from laying there and moaning like Master Minds Energy draining Parisite known as XW-iFe. It ripped it’s own vocal cords from it’s parasitically shrill static box before joining Master Mind. With vicious black widow like wrath it ripped Master Minds reproductive organs after breeding offspring. After sapping the last of his protein and escaping with his offspring she departed to the dark wallowing pits to continue mating with another foolish host.


If you are interested in giving in to the zombie apocalypse hive mind,
email -[ resume (@) loverags.com ]- with the desired monotonous drone tasks.
PS- Use the last living 3 braincells in your zombie skull to remove -[ ( ) ]-



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